February 2012
88 posts
OKAY SO UM IN THE POKEMON WORLD, WHEN THEY EAT...
yokothetypo:
LET ME GET A LARGE BLASTOISE BURGER WITH A SIDE OF FARFETCH’D FRIES
Farfetch’d fries? Meat fries? Come on at least go with a plant type like Hoppip
I’m pretty sure they eat Mootanks and Tauros for red meat… just like us!
I guess we’re the real monsters.
pandalot:
timelordpanda:
pandalot:
Equality Virginia Executive Director James Parrish said the measure allows private agencies to use taxpayer funds to discriminate against the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community.
“The bill does not change adoption or foster care law in any way, and it doesn’t change who can or cannot adopt or be foster parents,” he said.
“It really...
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onslaughtsix asked: According to the A New Hope novelization, what was Luke Skywalker thinking about when the Millennium Falcon blasted into hyperspace away from Tatooine?
onslaughtsix asked: What is the following Star Wars quote from? "Still, even a duck has to be taught to swim." "What's a duck?"
I May Finally Have My Computational Woes Nailed...
cybersenshi:
Not fixed, but in the right direction.
In other news, I’mma have a Linux-Macbook. This pleases me more than it ought.
And there’s a Scrivener beta for linux. Hnnnng
Hurray!
Here, take this, you’ve earned it:
So I have this coworker...
…whose signature on her text messages is “TRY JESUS” (in caps, with the quotes).
Now she’s a nice enough person, so I don’t mess with her about it, but sometimes when she sends me a text (they’re always work related btw, so she could just use our pagers…) I really want to add a note that says something like “I did, and he was delicious” or...
Literal translation of a Russian song my mom... →
loweryi:
glasgowlights:
baroness-von-pussywillow:
punch-rockgroin:
Fried Chicken Boiled Chicken Chicken who wants to live
They caught him
And arrested him
Told him to show them his passport
He had no passport
They asked for money
He has no money so they sent him to prison
The prison was closed
They sent him to a bucket
The bucket was full of water
RUSSIANS
THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE
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I owe $800 on my taxes...
At first I thought it was just because i made too much in overtime. But this is only part of it. Apparently a lot of people are going to owe this year. There may have been a bunch of adjustments made to the tax brackets for 2011. I’m still trying to find more info on it, but just be aware that you should do your taxes soon and set aside some cash just in case.
I’ve never owed before,...
Dream keys →
octoafterhours:
dagambler:
Ya know, I’m just sayin!!! You don’t HAVE to buy me this keyboard but I would like it… Umm very much and stuff.
who among you shall claim the title of “Mega Fan”?
Would she settle for the Meowsic Keyboard?
WatchSuburban life is stressful man!
Finally
cybersenshi:
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
cybersenshi:
octoafterhours:
firegrowshigher:
octoafterhours:
onslaughtsix:
We’re a little drunk!
Whoops me too
I had a long day. Maybe I should be drunk too.
Come to the dark side
Why am I not drunk!?
I wanna be drunk!
All that stuff in your freezer makes it seem like that’s not much of a challenge.
But there’s nothing to mix...
octoafterhours:
I would tax every time someone used more than five animated gifs or posted so many reblog comments it breaks the tables or when they send an anonymous ask. With the tax money I would invest it in tumblr’s servers to keep the site from crashing all the time.
And Brain Slugs for everyone.
Octorock: a platform you can trust!
octoafterhours:
I wish I was the mayor of tumblr so I could issue a pony gif tax
No taxation without representation!
cybersenshi:
pandalot:
snipejammin:
pandalot:
Yeah thought so. Sobbing like a baby. Fuck this bullshit.
Sometimes I wish I could be as emotionally vested in a show as you…
Can’t remember the last time I cried from sadness.
Can remember the last time I cried from anger/frustration.
What’s wrong with me?
I do the same thing Benkins. When I’m sad I take action, when I’m frustrated I...
This was all I could see...
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”
… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”
pandalot:
Yeah thought so. Sobbing like a baby. Fuck this bullshit.
Sometimes I wish I could be as emotionally vested in a show as you…
Can’t remember the last time I cried from sadness.
Can remember the last time I cried from anger/frustration.
What’s wrong with me?
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onslaughtsix:
snipejammin:
pandalot:
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I’m at the top of the “drop” list.
After Ben is my pants.
Can I bury that dead horse once your done beating it?
pandalot:
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I’m at the top of the “drop” list.
Took an alignment test. →
pandalot:
firegrowshigher:
timelordpanda:
Chaotic-Neutral
48% Good, 60% Chaotic
Sweet… Fred and George, Peeves, Tarzan, Dr. Frankenstein… Nice. And Its what i usually roll anyway.
Chaotic-Good
78% Good, 58% Chaotic
Chaotic-Good
86% Good, 56% Chaotic
huh, really?
Neutral-Good
76% Good, 54% Chaotic
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Gandolf the Grey, The Dali Lama, and Cloud Strife… yeah that’s...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/e9cb/...
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That’s right, twice. Cause you need to look at it.
1943 – Erna Flegel becomes “Hitler’s nurse” in January and serves in that capacity until his suicide at the end of World War II.
Clearly she did not do her job well.
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loweryi:
Cuddling’ and playing uncharted 3 c:
One of you is playing Uncharted 3 while the other one is watching a movie called Uncharted 3.
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kheradactyl:
snipejammin replied to your post: you dont celebrate valentines??? why the hell not!
What the hell is Love Day?
Love Day is a holiday from the Simpsons. A corporation invents it to sell more cards and bears and shit. Sir-Loves-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love, and Lord Huggington have an ongoing vying for Homer’s affection.
Oh okay, yeah I remember that now.
God you scared...
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Finally watched that "Dad shoots laptop" video...
I’m kinda late coming into this, and I know the fires have died down some. I don’t wanna re-ignite anything, so..
That being said, I don’t really see what the big deal about all of this is? I don’t think the guy is a hero or anything, but he’s no nutjob either. He tried to break down and give reasons for his argument throughout that whole video. He escalated the...
suckmyphallus:
kennedy only has 172 followers
follow the everloving FUCK outta him
Only 172?
I’m happy with my forty-something, thanyouverymuch.