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Literal translation of a Russian song my mom taught me:

loweryi:

glasgowlights:

baroness-von-pussywillow:

punch-rockgroin:

Fried Chicken
Boiled Chicken
Chicken who wants to live

They caught him

And arrested him

Told him to show them his passport

 He had no passport

They asked for money

He has no money so they sent him to prison

The prison was closed

They sent him to a bucket

The bucket was full of water 

RUSSIANS

THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE

maaaaan fuck you guys this song rocks

and the reason the translation doesn’t make sense is because it’s a ditty that’s supposed to rhyme you fuckasses geez

also it’s LITTLE chicken. little chicken fried chicken. get your shit straight.

Thank you Nikapedia. <3

If it’s about birds or Russians, you know it.

This one was a twofer.

Via aching just to blow aside

  1. avengeraj reblogged this from goatprince
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  3. paintbubbles reblogged this from zalein and added:
    I don’t know this song, but I fully believe that it exists and makes just as much sense in its original language.
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  6. cybersenshi reblogged this from snipejammin and added:
    Also archery. I do believe I’m in love with the term Nikapedia. Best encyclopedia. Nika audiopost of this song in...
  7. snipejammin reblogged this from loweryi and added:
    Thank you Nikapedia.
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  9. imsoweirdimnotanitimanith reblogged this from loweryi and added:
    I’m so going to sing this to youtube
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  11. depechemoses reblogged this from yokothetypo and added:
    Actually this kind of makes perfect sense.
  12. yokothetypo reblogged this from loweryi and added:
    a song that rhymes in the original language almost never rhymes in a translated one, and usually never makes sense.
  13. loweryi reblogged this from boyoshock and added:
    maaaaan fuck you guys this song rocks and the reason the translation doesn’t make sense is because it’s a ditty that’s...
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  19. debonaireodactyl reblogged this from baroness-von-pussywillow and added:
    THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE
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