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So I have this coworker…

…whose signature on her text messages is “TRY JESUS” (in caps, with the quotes).

Now she’s a nice enough person, so I don’t mess with her about it, but sometimes when she sends me a text (they’re always work related btw, so she could just use our pagers…) I really want to add a note that says something like “I did, and he was delicious” or “Sorry, I’m on a diet” or “I can’t, I have an allergy to messiah”.

She’s one of the nicer people I work with, so I don’t do it, but MAN THE TEMPTATION!


  1. thatstubborndouche reblogged this from goddamnitreddas and added:
    I KNOW I’m clever! Vix, I am so not used to the idea of you singing my praises.
  2. goddamnitreddas reblogged this from thatstubborndouche and added:
    OH YOU THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER
  3. cybersenshi said: OMG Ben! ILU! <3 XD
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